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Jason Bateman’s monologue on Saturday Night Live - February 12, 2005

This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.


“I think I thought I was cool. I don’t think I was, though. I was 140 pounds and had a bowl haircut. I didn’t have sex until I was a senior. I was terrified.” (x)

“I think I thought I was cool. I don’t think I was, though. I was 140 pounds and had a bowl haircut. I didn’t have sex until I was a senior. I was terrified.” (x)

Ben & Leslie’s Guide to Changing the Topic: Talk About Pants

“He kissed Katherine. Not me. I wouldn’t do that.”

It’s a grand old theater story, the movie star goes out, the understudy goes in.

Bitch I don’t know your life!